How To Recreate a Religious Experience

It’s pretty easy to meet God if you know how.

Image by Tomasz Kowaluk from Pixabay

Sit alone in a dark room with a candle and a mirror. Wait until 3 A.M. Look into the mirror while chanting Latin until the vision begins to shift. You can see dead ancestors, animals, and gods if you stare long enough.

Or you can attend a seance (Also in a dark room.) Hold hands with an old woman that smells like patchouli and…